Saturday, June 30, 2007

...and DO NOT be surprised...

Assalamualaikum and peace be upon you ...

THE DAY THAT I LOST COUNT OF THE DAYS...

5th month of the second year of being a slave to a slave ...

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oo(O)oo

NAUGHTY .... NAUGHTY

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oo(O)oo

What would happen if I put my rooster's two feet into your donkey's mouth?
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oo(O)oo

The Signs We Make

Stick up and split your index and middle finger,
and put them straight on their face,
don't you be amuse or wonder,
how it'll trigger a smile and even win you a pink lace,

now,

put down either one of those finger,
and point it straight at their face,
and prepare to run faster than a swelled river,
to save your self from what would come after.
Then,

Stop running and try opening up your arms,
add a little bit smile as a charm,
you'll see that they'd become calm,
and even offer you some ale as alms,

or,

Stop running and put up your fists,
add a little bit of hiss as a twist,
stand your ground like a dying priest,
and don't forget to be gratefull for all God's bliss.

Then after,

Remind me back which one you are,
the chaser or the one being chased so far,
for both makes no different seen from a moving car,
all the same in man's mad war.

___________ooOoo___________
oo(O)oo

Pantun Pasak

Pasang pasak berapit-rapit,
Boleh bergasak bila di dapur,
Amat rugi berpesak sempit,
Seluar kan rabak bila di bukit.

Resam kaki mendaki bukit,
Betis letih perut pun pedih,
Rugi aki mengurut si sakit,
Yang menahan angin di perut buncit.

Menahan angin di perut buncit,
Melawan pedih berlagak sombong,
Meminta pimpin pada selampit,
Membawa rintih bila di kolong.

___________ooOoo___________
oo(O)oo
_______OPPPSSSS_______
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8 comments:

Maya said...

why you wanna do that?? angry eh.. come and sit..u need a reflexology with aromatheraphy..:)

demonsinme said...

Melady Maya:

This post is actually a very, very, very and I repeat very nughty riddle. No anger involved, but still, reflexology with aromatheraphy - hmmmm. nyum, nyum, won't mind if I do, angry or not.

thewailer said...

naughty? hahaha no doubt! :)

demonsinme said...

My Akh Master Wailer:

Looks like you know the answer oledi...
=D

Maya said...

oh really ? wow.. i must be so naive or pretend to be one..hehe..high level sangat la..but seriously i had no idea..care to explain in depth..? :D

demonsinme said...

Melady MAYA:


HEHEHEHE <---- is enough for an indepth explaination. ;D

Maya said...

alaaaaaaaaaaaaaa..
its okla if u dont wanna share..
i can figure it out.. i think.

demonsinme said...

Melady MAYA:

Boleh share, tapiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....